You only needed to say it once... and Lo! It appears, like the three Magi, bearing gold, frankincense and a Bristol Stool Chart.
Personally, I think it's rather limited in its descriptions. For example, there should be at least 4 stages between Type 1 and Type 2 alone. Also, Type 3 ignores any factors of scale... I mean, that could be a puny 4kg in weight and 30cm in length... or it could be something more substantial.
Anyway, I'm off for a Number 2 of Type 3... ach... it's all so complicated.
Happy crapping.
PS. Can we move on, now?
Simmy Sammy Little Manny
