Wednesday, January 24, 2007

happy birthday to me.....and hello to you all.......


Hi everyone, well today is my 39th birthday and it has been a f`ing cold one. I have had a good day, spent with Mum and Ben, discussing everything from wigs to....bigs. Mum looks well, and you will all be pleased to know, she is regular. In my line of work, I have noticed that as you get older, you tend to focus on your bowels - so what does that say about us? Have we always been old for our years due to the fascination we have with bigs and wees?!!!! Check out the Bristol Stool Form Chart - in fact print it out and have it laminated prior to mounting it on the wall in the lav. Good toilet reading and teaching for the younger amongst us. I do feel that we must all coordinate our present giving to mum - too many figgy presents may see her shitting off her mortal coil as opposed to shuffling.......`Nuff said. Everyone is well here, and as my important day is passing, we are now focusing on Jess`s wedding. Date is september 22nd 2007 in Bourne, be there or be square. Anyho, see the photos of me in my Mumbles gear, as Les gets older his tastes are changing - need I say more for fear of fritting the wee ones. Seth is getting bigger, walking and talking of sorts, and bigsying great guns - oh to be a child=regularity.