
It's easy, I tell you. After suffering from the flu for 10 days straight and spending almost all that time off work and in bed... and STILL NOT shaking it... I decided to turn to folk lore. The Bible says it, the Koran, and the Talmud, too: "Getting lashed will cure the flu." And it worked!
What could be sweeter than sitting in your own flat with all that booze, Miami Vice and Pirates of the Caribbean on DVD, a Double Decker in the fridge, and no work the next day.
Atchoo! May need to have another session to clear it once and for all. Sam