Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Cheeky Little B***ard!!

What happens on the Mile, stays on the Mile... er, No wait... What happens in Sam's flat is supposed to stay in Sam's flat!! And anyway... looking at the photograph (below), you'll see I'm obviously far too busy with preposterously intellectual pursuits to have time to play 'Hunt the switch'!!! C'est vrai, ca! Oh la la, ya bass... BEEEP.....


Give the little Florence Nightingale some credit, though... I have been very ill. Cough, sneeze, gochle... atchooo, parp!!


I've had this brewing since New Year, and it only just came to a head on the day before I was due to go back to work. So what did I do? Phone up my line manager and set in train a bunch of telephone calls trying to find someone to cover for me.


BUT! I'm on the mend and have decided to stay off until next week so that I am fully ready to go back. Bear in mind that I have always struggled to get back to work as soon as possible after any illness. It's a big change for me, thinking of my health instead of the job. But it throws up a conundrum, how to continue sounding ill when I phone in to my line manager? Simple - see the pic below!



That was three days into my 'illness', and I'm still milking it!

Who's the 'Boy'? WHO'S THE 'BOY'???