hi its me at last (Mum that is)

here i am again just to say Sam Thanks for reading directions over to me again, if you dont hear from me for another week then you know i've forgotten the instructions again.......kiddy-on-like

Something to brighten up the remainder of the day.
Inner peace
I am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me and we could all do with a little calm.

By following the simple advice i read in an article, i have finally found inner peace:

The article read:
"The way to inner peace is to finish off all of the things you have started"
So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and not finished....... and before leaving the house this morning................

I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake AND a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel!