Ask me another............

I've paged the oracle, and Claire thinks there would be no harm in putting that in to the cardboard section of your local recycling bank. Personally? I'd just toss the thing out the back door into the street (aaaarrrgghh, not my face, not my face).

Peter, I think you are maybe hitching your knees up to your chest and pressing your bottom into the toilet water. I've seen this behaviour many, many times before, but Ellen doesn't know any better.

But, I do understand the need to 'Crank Biggs', which is an ancient technique practised in the far north of China, whereby the body is flexed and folded to produce your mahogany prize.

Right, that's enough about Biggs.......... OR IS IT.

Cheers

Claire X