Okay
I have some significant news for you from the eco-camp, in no particular order:
1. Claire has seen a brief story on the telly about Tesco's taking over the world. We are now boycotting Tesco's. (I say WE, but at lunch time I'll maybe still go there for a funcy piece). Apparently Tesco's are devastated at this news.
2. After Claire being anti-nature when I met her, she's only gone and bought a bird table. Now let me set the scene here. This is the Taj Mahal of the bird table world. Not a crappy wooden affair. This is a DELUXE bird station, that does everything apart from open their fuckin beaks and feed them little seeds. Decadence indeed..... I mean it even has a little bird bath for them to do a face, hands and tummy. JEEEEZ! Look out for the pictures in a later post.
3. On the whole 'nature' theme, Claire once told me, " I dinna wint a gerdin fu' o' flooers". Well she's bought 4 propogaters, shit loads of seeds and more gardening magazines than you would've thought existed: Gardeners World, Amature Gardener, Gardeners Wives, Shed Monthly, Which Spade?, Gardens Gardens Gardens, Big Onions and my particular favourite Soil Weekly.
4. I have been informed that I will no longer be shaving with disposable razors and Claire has ordered me a Cut Throat razor. What I save in money on razors, I'll spend on toilet roll to stem the blood from the open wounds, although Claire may be able to knit a medical alternative.
As we speak, Claire is getting her jacket on and we are off to the recycling bank to make a deposit. I wish I was joking.
Cheers
Nick, Wild Blossom, Beth and Ellen x
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