The DIY Professionals

Nicky Tam has been showing me the ropes, the black arts of plastering etc. But I've been reading up - as you see, and Claire and I have taken it to the next level.

Simmy Sam

Gimps Parade

Right, don't laugh! My mobile phone's only got 2mega pixels., that's why the pics are crap... and not cos we're a bunch of gimps. And look at us all, ready to tuck into microwaved soups and pasta. Yummmm, that was 1 great star. Sorry, it's late and I can't think of anything amusing to write - AGAIN!!!
Good to see ahbidy. Take care the noo Sam


The camera loves June... or should that be June loves the camera?

sammy faur's yur picture's

Hey Sam I have checked this blog 3 times every day since Saturday night and still no pic's from our dinner....are they sooo bad.....or are you at this moment breaking in (so to speak) your new lavvie?
Laura

Big Tool on the Block

Worship the tool! Er, that's a bit homo erotic, what I meant was praise the tool, Doh! Respect the the tool... whatever...

Bought this baby in B&Q. It's now my best friend and goes wherever I go, under my pillow, to Confession etc.

This is the start of a love affair with tools and the like. Magic.

Bog update: plaster boards to go up next. (Nick, clear your diary!) ETA for having a crap in my own house... er, April end, 2007 - probably earlier.

Sam

holiday news....

Hi everyone, hope you are all well. Sam, loved the look of the yorkshire puds, we cheat here, Aunt Bessie ( the one mum kept hidden for all these years) prepares our puddings. Was Claire able to move after all that food?!!! Nick, fudgie and Beth are growing like weeds, still look very cute. Laura, that book was fab. I finished it in a day, had to read the final part in bed whilst Les slept. I sobbed and slavered all over my pillow and sheets - always a sign of a good book for me. Good news about the shop and flat and hi to Peter. Claire, dont see any piccies of your trip to Malaga (?) What are you hiding - midriff bulge? Hope the girls are all ok. Hope things are all ok with you Mum, what are you doing for Easter? Will give you a phone. Les and I had a fab holiday in Agadir. I have left skid marks in the bar, and nail marks in some womans legs and shoulders in my hurry to escape a snake charmer. Thought that watching him from the front row would rid me of my phobia - ha bloody ha. All it did was hurry the contents of my bowels down wards - no Rosy I did`nt shit myself but it was bloody close. I cried instead. I think they must smell fear, or poo. Anyhoo, I have a slight tan, and Les has a red glow which will peel and turn to brown. And yes he does have a white arse - no photos of that though. I will be in Edinburgh on 20th april for a weekend at the Roxburgh hotel for an asthma weekend - fab u lous, cant wait. We have free time on the saturday from about 4pm if anyone is interested!!! Piccies are of me sitting on some steps in the Medina D`Agadir, being recreated by Coco Pollizi, and in the style of pre-earthquake Agadir. Earthquake happened in 1960, wiped the town out, so it is all new build. I like the one of me, in fact I love it, usually I take shite photos. There is one of the snake charmers legs ( beter than his face, believe me) and 2 of his beasts. The last one is of Les and I, side by side, him on the toilet and me on the bidet - what a handy peice of furniture that is, pity I have no room for one. So its bye from me for now, take care and love to all. PS Jess`s new address is 10 Rosehip Road, Morton PE10 0PD xxxxxx

Saturday morning at Aberdeen beach with Nicky Tam, Beth, and Fudgie. If it looks warm in the photos that's only cos I 'heated' it up in this piece of software I have. Tsoink tsoink tsoink!! I think I'm great.
Sam